Fun Argumentative Essay Topics
How can you grab the attention of your teacher? It is tedious to grade papers. Funny essays can make your instructor laugh and remind you who you really are. Even better, it will be fun to write and you’ll find it easier to stay awake when you work at 2:00 AM. You can make your paper funny, ironic, or sarcastic.

These topic ideas will inspire you!

Dry wit
– The truth behind every infomercial. Pick your favorite.
– Funny cat videos are a favorite of many people.
– Gaming is not your forte.
– Why watching violence doesn’t damage your brain.
– Why you should smoke.
This is what your driving instructor didn’t tell you.
How your dog really thinks.
Walmart: Why is it your favorite store?
– Why your computer freezes up?
– Why customers are never right.
– Why teens deserve the worst jobs with the lowest pay.
– How clothes can make or break a man.
Starbucks Coffee: Why You Need It
– Officer, thank you so much for the ticket.
– Why you love your last name.
– How legalizing pot helped you become a better essayist

Interesting Witty Ideas
– Why I like dog kisses best.
– What if cats, dogs, and hamsters were the world’s rulers?
– The place to find all your mismatched socks.
– Why I Hate Country Music (or Rap, Classic Rock, Hip-Hop, Jazz, etc. ).
– The Worst Song in the World.
– Why shark attacks are so popular.
What happens if the tanning booth is used too often
– Why you should use your videogame skills to get a job.
– Why email spam is so much fun.
Braces are fun!
How Barbie changed my life.
– Why Mickey Mouse (or Clowns) scares the crap out of you
How to pretend you are enjoying sports.
How to make it look like you’re actually working.
– How it feels to be a Barbie or a model.
– Why _____________(comedian’s name) is my hero.
How to win tattoo contests that are not so bad.

Humor in Relationships
– What guys would want to know about girls.
– What girls wish they knew.
– Ten signs a guy likes you.
How to have an awkward date.
– Things that girls love about guys.
Types Of Dates
Ten signs that a man isn’t interested you.
– This is a guide for guys on how to make a girl look good.
How to be popular.
Social life is not the same as news.
How to get back into “friendship”
– How to break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend.
– Why Instagram friends make the best friends
How to refuse to be asked on a date or how to approach a girl about a date.
– How not to be annoying on Facebook (or in real life)
– How not to offend your parents (or anyone else in the family).
How to make your boyfriend or girlfriend obnoxious
How to not win the girl you want.
How to Lose Your BFF.
How to tell white lies and get away.
– Why boys exercise less than girls
– Why aren’t there the Un-Hunger Games?
– Why someone should steal my identity.

You have the chance to make a difference
– Why “Any Functioning Adult” voting is the best way to vote in this election
– Why politicians should watch more funny cat videos.
Global warming isn’t for fools.
How to find out if a politician lies.
Washington: There is a better way.
– How you can win the war against terrorist without actually trying.
– What have you done for the feminist movement?
– I was in urgent need of this ticket, officer.
– Why _______should be next president (fictional actor, movie star, celebrity)
– Why gun control should be reduced.
Google’s smarter ways to make us smarter
Advertising works.
– Why animals have more rights that you.
– The true causes behind global warming
– The things I love most about smog
Radioactive waste can be your friend.
– Recycling should not be done by sissies.
Stereotypes can be good for you.
Talk radio is a friend of mine.
– Why freedom of speech should not be allowed
It’s not so bad to be homeless.
– What organic food really is.

Wisecrackers School Topics
High school teachers shouldn’t be allowed to retire.
How to write an essay in one hour.
– Why ______________ should become a national hero
How to deal with a roommate who has their biology project in your fridge.
– Why math (science and English) is so important. My favorite subject.
– Why Texas cheerleaders are so popular.
How to help your friend move.
– How to succeed at school without actually trying.
How to influence teachers and win friends.
– Why some students should leave high school.
How to make your roommate mad.
– Why I love fundraising.
– Why teenagers need an iPhone (or other device) to attend school.
How to write book reports on books you haven’t read.
How to make college stress-free
How to not get good sleep at college
Staying up to study is a great idea.
– Why the pledge is so special to me
– Why standardised tests are so important.
What intelligence tests can really reveal about you.
– Why you should always get an “A”
How stereotypes from high school are beneficial for you.
– My dream school.
– Why I should be admitted to your college
How to have fun while studying.

Hilarious Households
– Why dessert is the most important meal in our family.
– Why teenagers should manage the family’s credit cards.
The iPhone is the best gift for your grandmother.
– It’s easy to know that your mother forgot your birthday.
– Why I should’ve been an onlychild.
– Things my mom always says.
How to really upset your parents (or anyone else in the family).
How to convince your parents to give money to you
– Why my Dog is My Best Friend.
The truth about your dog’s thinking.
– What have you done for the feminist movement?
– Can I join your family?
– Why Every Teen Needs an iPhone (or Other Device)
– Imagine a world where cats rule the streets.
– The place to find all your mismatched socks.
– Why dads should stay home with their children.
– My parents’ mistakes (but it is now too late).

How to write for laughs

You can make almost any paper funny or sarcastic if you…
– Make a mockery of the issue.
Experiment with extreme examples.
– Discuss what to do instead of what should be done.
– Use many extreme adjectives or adverbs. (See chart below).
To start sentences, use intensifying transition words such as nonetheless, moreover and however.

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Elliot Jones is a 29-year-old middle school teacher and blogger. He has been writing since he was a teenager, and his writings have been featured on various websites and in magazines. He enjoys writing about education, parenting, and lifestyle topics.